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pigmenting Aug 6
soracities

jardindefruits

“On earth, the terrible things and the beautiful things continue to happen beside each other. On the moon in the darkness, nothing. On earth in the darkness, sometimes rain swells like applause.”

— Jeffrey Morgan, from “All Night No Sleep Now This” published in BOAAT (via pigmenting)

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ssundiall Aug 6
mintmatcha

ssundiall

i hate it when you ask people to treat fat people with just some semblance of decency and you get hit with "stop promoting obesity" -_-................. just because you said that im promoting obesity now.

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sergle Aug 5
iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid

sergle

this tweet is making me choke to death

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pika-memes Aug 5
touyangel

pika-memes

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nrmnas Aug 5
touyangel

nrmnas

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firstfullmoon Aug 5
complextoasts

firstfullmoon

At my Stop & Shop the ladies at the deli counter / give us free slices of meat so we can talk about / how thin we want it. Everyone wants it thinner / but me. A woman asks for four slices shaved / ham. She can have anything she wants. I want / two pounds of turkey, sliced thick. I never / got the thin slice thing; it’s hard to pick up. It tears. / It takes the ladies longer to cut it up. Here’s what / I hate: inconveniencing ladies. One of the deli ladies / tells me the provolone piccante smells like feet and I / say Way to sell it! I make her coworker laugh, / which is all I want from a trip to the Stop & Shop. / She and I keep looking at each other, nodding as if / we are listening seriously while foot-taste cheese / lady makes her case; the foot taste is a good thing! / Then she wants to talk about not wearing socks / as a kid, getting in trouble with her mom. I love / them both. I am eating a free slice of turkey, thanking / them, telling another lady in the store I love the blue / and yellow grosgrain ribbon down her jeans’ seams, / telling another I love your boots. There are no men / in the store. Saturday afternoon; we stroll the aisles, / kind to each other. Some days Boston is just a bunch / of women calling out to each other I LOVE YOUR DRESS! / We eat free turkey, help each other find the sour cream. / The checkout girl’s name tag says Love. Love tells me / her mom called her love so much she just changed it. / I love it, love my Stop & Shop, her name, love / when people, strangers, call me love or lovie. At the gym / Christine says Hello, love until she learns my name; / a shame. At the deli counter, a woman dries her hands, / smiles at me, says and what can I get you, my love?

Jill McDonough, “Love and the Deli Counter”

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until she learns my name; a shame

vintagegf-deactivated20151128 Aug 5
izukana

ierohub

u know those mutuals who you are like silent buddies with and you never talk to each other but you reblog each others stuff and when you see them on you’re dash you’re like yooooo thats my bud!!

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matrixonvhsanddvd Aug 5
whats-her-quirk

matrixonvhsanddvd

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

poppyseed-dogthing

capitalismkillz

He would not fucking say that

bogleech

Not in public but trust me I've known him since I was practically a child

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baradragon Aug 5
mintmatcha

Anonymous

sent a message

Opinion on orcs?

baradragon

indifference but everyone seems to draw them with fat uncut hogs so i have to thank them for their service

baradragon

not for this one no

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dreamgirlfriendevil Aug 5
ofmermaidstories

dreamgirlfriendevil

My favourite thing about fan fiction is the experience of watching/reading something and being like ‘huh - I can see a potential pairing there, those two characters could be interesting together’. And then you casually look up the pairing on AO3 and someone has written the most beautiful, heart-wrenching love story you’ve ever read, with character analysis that makes you want to scream, and they’ve teased out the threads of the relationship dynamic in such an interesting way that makes so much SENSE, but you never would have thought it would be so fucking ELECTRIC. And then you recover enough from that fic to read another one, and it’s JUST AS FUCKING GOOD, and before you know it, it’s 3am and your eyes are burning and you’re squinting at the 100th scene of them confessing their love for each other and it’s still not enough. You know what I’m saying???

atlinmerrick

Fanfictions are myths. We all take the same source material and we say "Here's what this looks like from where I live, am sitting, know, believe."

This is why we can read 100 coffee shop AUs because they're NOT all the same. They come from the same myth, but each retelling gives it a new facet, spin, character…fanfictions are modern myths and I love them.

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